BLACK DYNAMITE

I finally got a chance to see this flick ive heard so much about. I wasn't too sure what to expect with this one I didn't know if it was supposed to be serious or a comedy. What I got was both, although it goes for laughs more than a homage most of the time. It had some funny stuff that's for sure, especially the kung fu training scene, other than that I hardly laughed out loud and slightly lost interest. To sum up this flick imagine a mix of Black Belt Jones, The Enter the Dragon scene from Kentucky Fried Movie and Im Gonna Get You Sucka. Good for a few chuckles but I would rather spend my time watching a real Blaxploitation flick over this any time. I guess I prefer my laughs unintentional and I kinda take offense of them making fun of these grindhouse classics. GRADE-C+ Here's the trailer and the dojo scene, enjoy.

Godmonster of Indian Flats.

So I finally got a chance to check out Godmonster of Indian Flats the other day and let me tell you I was not disappointed. The movie is about a mutated sheep that is somehow born through some sort of acid flashback or some shit like that, im still not sure what I witnessed. The sheep slowly walks around and I mean slowly and terrorizes some kids and eats their hot dogs and dances with the lab assistant in some sort of LSD haze. Man this movie is plain fucking weird. The ship also lets off a natural gas of some sort that turns everyone in the backwoods town loony as they kill the beast and run off into the dump. There is also a lot of other mumbo jumbo about real estate and small town politics, which is also entertaining in its own way. I highly recommend this turd for any bad movie night. LSD optional. B+

UPDATE!! VHS!!!!

Hey all, been quite some time since I updated. Ive been super busy with home life and work. Im done with work so I should have more time for other ventures, including this blog. So If you didn't know I am an avid VHS collector and have recently amassed some great new stuff. So here it is, I will share more great VHS soon! I got most of these from a mom and pop shop that was closing down.